Straight-talkin g woman who doesnt take any crap, looking for a real relation..

I'm only looking for a proper relationship.
Me: Long hair, blue eyes, 5'5", 70kg in proportion. Smart, funny, and very chilled. Don't smoke, no car. I'm a natural sub, but not a deal breaker.
You: No -40s or 60+s (a conversational point of reference thing). A sharp brain, funny. 'Likes' won't get you anywhere. You don't need Hollywood looks, but I won't accept bad behaviour. You'll need to be a gentleman, and a devil. Please don't use text speak, and youwill be judged for bad punctuation and grammar.
If you have ever ghosted someone, please move along – I do not want to know you.
Please ONLY get in touch if you think there is a realistic chance of a real relationship. FWB is just a relationship without any commitment, so don't think that's a ‘starting point’.
If I appear frosty it's only because I am fed up with timewasters - it is not my default setting (I promise) ...
Now, tell me why I should give you a chance ...

50, Straight